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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

If You Love Something,Set It Free.



Pessimist's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free .
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.


Shakespeare's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free .
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.


Optimist's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free .
Don't worry, she will come back.


Suspicious's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.


Patient's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back


Playful's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat*


Programmer's version:

If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;


Animal-Rights Activist's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!


Lawyers' version:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....


Bill Gates' version:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation
fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.


Statisticians' version:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't,the Weibull distribution and your
relation was
improbable anyway.


Schwarzenegger's fans version:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Salesman's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".


Insurance agent's version:

If you love someone,
Show her the plan.
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never
give up!


Physician's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or
the
angle
of collision between two objects did not
synchronize at the right angle.


Mathematician's version:

If you love someone,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x
5Y^(-0.5)c) where
c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.


Nowadays' version:

If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunted Down and Kill It...!!!
OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT...












May Peace Be Upon Us.

Live,Laugh,Die Emotionally!

5 comments:

Abang Zam said...

aku suka programmer n biology version

kentang said...

Walaupun kentang seorang statistician, ternyata sarah lebih awesome kerana kentang tak tahu pun atau sudah lupa tentang kewujudan Weibull distribution.

What about if you hate something?

AwieKashi said...

dis very awesome wat u says!!
but nowadays' version very2 weill kill it ! :')
try be da best...

neko nero kuro said...

kah kah kah suka yang animals' right activist version tapi tak fahamlah yang programmer version. :p

Sunah Sakura said...

ahahahahah...entri ni buat saya tergelak besar!!! banyak pulak versionnya!!!

playful's version tu macam love you like a love song... repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat...wahaha

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