The Lie Detector Robot.

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad:Son, where were you today?

The son says,"At school dad."

Robot slaps the son.

"OK, I watched a DVD at my friend’s house!"

Dad: What DVD?

Son: cartoon. 

Robot slaps the son again.

"OK, it was a porno" cries the son.

Dad: What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was.

Robot slaps the dad! 

Mom laughs "Ha!Ha!Ha!"

Mom: He's certainly your son.
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Robot slaps the mom!

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